Friday, October 22, 2004

Witty Words from Wise Women

"As you climb the ladder of success, don't let the boys look up your dress!" - Jenifer Bunis

"Who ever thought up the word mammogram? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and mail it to someone." - Jan King

"I'm extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end." - Margaret Thatcher

"Boys will be boys, but girls will be women." - anon

"Always be smarter than people who hire you." - Lena Horne

"The most beautiful words in English language are 'Check Enclosed'." - Dorothy Parker

"Your passion is waiting for your courage to catch up." - Marilyn Greist

"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant." - Jane Sellman

"You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart women with a dumb guy." - Erica Jong

"Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as atheletic as Jimmy Connors. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger, and nothing like Robert Redford-but you love him anyway." - Judith Viorst

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