Friday, May 16, 2008

From one of many many forwarded emails


1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

Then analyze the situation:

  • If they are counting the bricks put them in the Accounting Department.

  • If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

  • If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

  • If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

  • If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

  • If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

  • If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

  • If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

  • If they say they have tried different combinations, they are llooking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

  • If they have already lleft for the day, put them in Marketing.

  • If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

  • If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

Canteknyer FF3 ~~~~

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